Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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