Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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