yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His nipple licking is glorious
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