My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
tell me about the eggs
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