At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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