thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
