I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So vagazzling was a success
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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