hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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