You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
