I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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