The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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