And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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