Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
