He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Life is so much better after having sex.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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