it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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