Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i think i just lost a toe
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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