I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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