Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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