: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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