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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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