so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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