: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You coming home soon, man?
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm both gender and math confused
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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