I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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