We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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