No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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