Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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