too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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