He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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