I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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