Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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