You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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