ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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