I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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