Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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