I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i think im in europe. pls send help
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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