Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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