i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's never too late to be topless.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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