Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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