the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
