Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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