My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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