There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Randomize
