Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
