Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So apparently I’m into choking now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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