Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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