have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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