what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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