glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Shame - the story of my life.
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