is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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