he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
