well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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