wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You ruined the universe
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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