Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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