Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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