Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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