Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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