But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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