You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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