She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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